Saturday, September 15, 2007

A Big Pot of Piss?

I thought I had given up this blogging stuff but I had this wonderful image come to mind when I was watching BBC News 24's newspaper review a few minutes ago. Admittedly, it was under the influence of two thirds of a very pleasant and cheap bottle of Californian red wine - cheers Gollum! (£3.99 from Tesco.)
One of the reviewers commented on Brown's attempt to create a government of all the talons (sic) and made the predictable joke about Mrs T going to tea at No. 10. He then suggested that the arch-manipulator, rather than trying to create a big tent was putting up a very large marquee following the report that Lord Owen (of Gang of Four fame back in the '80s) was considering throwing in his lot with the esteemed Scot.
On the well-established basis that it is better to have people pissing into the tent rather than pissing out, my mind turned to the practicalities of dealing with the much larger amounts of urine now pouring into Gordon's marquee. After all, it's bound to spray all over the place - ask my wife - and also gets into places you wouldn't expect! How would you mop it up? How could you make sure your marquee was clean and hygienic?
Gordon has the solution: forget the "Nanny State" - we are now in the "Super Nappy State" that can absorb all those little spillages. Just piss in towards Gordon and he will soak it up.


Wrinkled Weasel said...

The worst thing about this image is that it is so believable.


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