Oh come all ye faithful!

All those of you that believe in the benefits of the nanny state introduced by this Labour government should read THIS advice provided by the NHS to young people.

What the f**k is going on? I don't know if I'm coming or going.

"The situation we are in is pretty serious"

John Major is one of my unsung heroes of the political landscape over the last couple of decades. In this interview on the Andrew Marr show he has set out in very clear terms what a disaster this country is facing and what should be done to avoid it.

Now where was I?

Oh yes - I remember now. I decided to take a break from blogging. At the time I could see that the MPs' expenses "scandal" was going to dominate the political agenda for weeks to come and I knew it would become very tedious.

It has worked its way through the body politic's system and most of the resultant waste products have been expelled into the toilet of history. Now we can start to get back to some serious politics.

Despite some rumours to the contrary I am not dead nor have I been sectioned. I am just as committed to making sure that this odious Labour Government is kicked out of office at the next General Election so convincingly that they never get their hands on the levers of power for generations to come!

Blogging Break

Although I know this will devastate both my regular readers, I am taking a few weeks off from this blogging lark. No doubt all this furore over MPs' expenses will have settled down and, by then, the Green Party will be on 50% plus in the opinion polls, Alan Johnson will be the Prime Minister and there will be blue birds over the white cliffs of Dover.

I expect to be back in harness for the results of the June 4th elections - so see you both then.

Is it just me or is Mandelson's nose getting bigger?

Peter - if you live by the sword of spin you will die by it.

+++EXCLUSIVE: John Prescott takes second job+++

It has been reported that John Prescott has been forced to get a second job by his wife Pauline as they will no longer be able to claim the costs of additional mock Tudor beams to the exterior of their mansion in Hull. She has been reported to say that: "We had planned to complete the very tasteful upgrading of our humble little home by the time John retires as an MP in May of next year. But these dreadful and wholly unsubstantiated revelations from that right-wing, anti-Labour newspaper, the Daily Bellylaugh, has now put paid to that. John will have to keep working well into his seventies as we will not be able to maintain the standard of living to which I have become accustomed. We won't even be able to afford my daily hairdressing bill on the meagre pension of an ex-Cabinet minister."

No tax payers money was spent on this video

Due respects to Subrosa (who rightly points out that I nick all my blogs from her) and a massive thank you to the Crownblogspot which consistently produces some of the funniest spoof videos. I present the latest offering for your delectation:



No comments please. Just enjoy!

Gordon and Derek were just good friends - we mourn their loss - not!

It's wonderfully ironic that our psychologically flawed Prime Minister has been associated with that failed arch-spinmeister Derek Draper, another obviously psychologically flawed individual, who has at long last announced his resignation as editor of the LabourList blog.

What is significant - according to this report in The Guardian - is that the slimy git (Derek, that is!) was not pushed. No he jumped!

Do you think Gordon might take the hint too and do the honourable thing and jump - off a cliff? But don't bother with a suicide note, Gordon. We have got the message and we all agree "it was the right thing to do"!

You go down the tube with him if you want to!

I know who I'm voting for - and it's not this bizarre man.

Mad George and Iain Dale go at it hammer and tongs over Margaret Thatcher

If you haven't already done so, you will enjoy THIS little spat between the Scottish "traitor" and Iain Dale ("apologist for Margaret Thatcher").

My abiding memory of Galloway is the film of him with his tongue so far up Saddam Hussein's arse that he could lick his eyebrows.

The man is a total disgrace. At the very least he should be banished to a pit in the ground to live with all the other reptiles that he so admires or, to save the taxpayers the expense, I am willing to donate a suitable length of rope and my services to hold one end while he swings on the other! A vile man.