Not often that I use a quote from the Bible to title a post but could not resist linking to this from Iain Dale.
"Take a second look at Labour"? - yep, OK done that. Still a pile of vomit. Next
"A future fair for all"? What, like bumper cars, coconut shies, helter-skelters? No? Oh, you mean a fete worse than death. (Yeah, I know that appeared minutes after the "new" slogan was announced but it's too witty to be lost on Twitter.)