Sunday, June 22, 2008

Gordon Brown - The Wonder Year!

If you find yourself waking up more and more in the middle of the night sweating and feeling anxious that Gordon Brown is still the Prime Minister don't worry - you are not alone. Many people are experiencing these "night horrors" after a year of the "Clunking Fist" being our leader.

Help is at hand. Doctors recommend that you keep a copy* of the "Gordon Brown Annual Report: Do We Want Five More Years Of This?" by your bedside. If you wake up at 4.00am shaking with uncontrollable rage just dip into any of its sections and you'll soon feel calmed and realise that the end of this nightmare can't be far away.

*Hat tip: Guido Fawkes